Leaked artistic poprietariez

White water tavern, Little Rock AR

Description

So, I came into possession of that band Lap's contract rider and decided to post it here and... let you do with it what you will. I'm not trying to start any beef or get anyone canceled; I honestly just want to look out for the scene and keep it 100 because I care about the scene a lot. Anyway, here is Lap's show rider: SECTION 1: Concerning the show and performance space Item 1 caps lock no Jackson we will not play last. We have always played last, our whole career. Every single show. Caps lock Item 2 You do not make eye contact with the bassist. SECTION 2: concerning the backstage area Item 1 The bathroom must be fitted with a slip and slide for bathing purposes Item 2 The talent is not liable for injuries in or around aforementioned slip and slide Item 3 The term "slip and slide" in this context refers to any level or sloped surface coated with a satisfactorily non caustic substance intended for cleansing* and / or lubrication and some quantity of solute, water-based or non-, with the intent and purpose of facilitating the prolongation of distance and speed per unit of gusto mustered either by an active or passive party. Item four When addressing any member of the band you must refer to each of us as Zach Braff. *"cleansing" in this context refers to either the physical or spiritual contextualization