You Had Me at P

Houston TX

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You were a beautiful Asian, wearing cute strappy sandals at Moffit Park in Spring Branch a few months ago. I was laying down in the grass, and you walked up to me and squatted above my face and said I'm going to P on your face and then leave you there alone. I said, what?? No!!! And you didn't. But I changed my mind. Can we repeat that episode and can I change my answer? Where did you go? I'm serious. Maybe you weren't Asian. Maybe I'm just remembering my best-case scenario of what happened. Write me if you that woman that can give me a second chance...