You looked so dreamy, hitting two parked cars and then driving into my neighbor’s bushes at 12:34 am Saturday night. 😍 kidding, you’re a dick and you should rethink your life choices. Extra touch was when your timing belt sang loud into the night (whole reason I even saw you) and when you were so hammered you kept turning your headlights on and off. If anyone knows who this is give them a good thunk on the head for me. Maybe throw their keys in the river too
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