I fell down on the train, split my pants and farted

Belmont near Broadway, Chicago IL

Description

I was cashing in my goodboy points and was loaded up with dewies, tendies and honey mussy. You: cutie that looks like “Belle Brady” in the 90s Me: Goodboy with a very healthy m’frame I tripped at the Belmont stop and one of my dewies 2 liters rocketed out the door, I split my pants and unleashed a blast of healthy goodboy vapors, you smiled and laughed at me Please m’lady I love you and wish to invite you to my reinforced bassinet so we can watch anime and play video games, you are a darling angel and I must worship your pretty feet. Please m’lady!