Razzie Nominee In Need of Shower

Los Angeles CA

Description

I am currently in desperate need of a shower, my home seems to be rebelling against me. I recently had plumbing issues, resulting in my entire bathroom flooding with shit water. Next came the week of Wifi outages, also known as the week I took off of work to pursue walking as a hobby. This most recent attack has resulted in my gas being shutoff for 4 days, leaving me without a stove to cook on or hot water in which to bathe. One of which is far more dire; thankfully I will survive off of Taco Bell for a few days. As you can see, I have had a rollercoaster of a time here in sweet sweet Beverlywood but I'm looking to see how you beautiful residents can redeem my sour experience. Anyone who has an open shower, even just five minutes of hot water, I would owe you my life. I'll bring my own towel too, I have a wonderful towel and you're more than welcome to use it if you would like. You are, of course, letting me borrow your shower. Thank you in advance, as you can see this was not easy for me. Vulnerability is hard but I trust you guys to help me out of this rut. Until next time, I wonder what horrific tragedy awaits me! Maybe the ceiling will cave in or a tree will come crashing through my window.