Elon Saves the Universe

San Francisco CA

Description

Well, the 'twitterverse', anyway.... FACTS: Elon Musk is now the largest shareholder in Twitter. Elon is now on the Twitter board of directors. Elon is a Conservative. Twitter hates Conservatives and some employees are thinking about leaving. Elon said he's going to make some changes at Twitter. There's a good chance Elon will find a way to allow Conservative voices to be heard on Twitter. Democrats and Twitter employees are scared, but the rest of America is cheering. End result: The value of Twitter stock has skyrocketed 6% overnight. Moral: Once thought to be on its last legs, we are happy to report that American Conservativism is alive and kicking. 'Wokeness" may soon be beaten back into the stone age where it came from.