I'm Brooks and Dunn with your bullsh*t

Eugene OR

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I thought I had met my dream cowboy on Tinder. When you told me those thugs were after you, I was happy to lend you $650 to escape. Turns out you used it to fix your damn dirt bike! You went riding with the boys and never returned. Come back to me, baby. You are my life, my heart. I can hardly sleep without you beside me. I only dream of your kisses. Come back and be my husband forever.