What’s a “burner phone”? Why are there NO CALL LOGS?

Orlando FL

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Every middle school kid knows what a burner phone is! It is an unregistered cellphone used to make possibly incriminating phone calls that are not immediately traceable to the person making the call. Bozo used burner phones on January 6th to help coordinate the attack on the capital and to check the progress. His normal call log is empty for a period of 7 1/2 hours, a period during which it is known that he made multiple calls. Recipients reported talking to him multiple times but no records of any calls are in the logs. His personal phone call log is empty. My, my, how is that possible? Oh, it’s just dems making a big deal, nothing to see here, move along! Nope, it’s more proof that there was a conspiracy between some republicans and trump to have a coup! It was an actual attempt to overthrow a legal election and install a dictator instead of the duly elected president! No amount of lip-bumping will ever be able to disguise the attempt! Yes, indictments are coming. So, you sycophants get your visual props ready: guns and flags work for y’all, right? Because that’s what the losers always do when they lose! Wave guns and demand freedom to overcome your freedom! This time you assholes will be arrested “en masse” and locked up! I hope you enjoy your bologna sandwiches. I’ll be eating out and having a cold one, while I think about you…not!