The Stones of Muldor and The Ancient Wand

Georgetown KY

Description

This is a cautionary tale. Beware reader. There is a butt plug bandit at large. The story I'm about to write does not sound believable, it hurts my fingers to even tyle it. Prepare yourself for a journey into the mind of a true scoundrel. A true to life butt plug bandit. Me and my wife went to my mom's for a weekend, and as we return she instantly notices something wasn't right. Someone had peed and not flushed. The towel in front of the shower was wet. There was rice recently made. And as my wife went to her most coveted treasure chest, the look of pure sorrow told the story. We knew then. The butt plug bandit had struck. This person stole nothin except a vibrator, hair dryer, and butt plugs. Beware. We are distraught. It's like we've lost our children. Bring our butt plug home.