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Mr. Parse: Why did you capitalize the G in English Grammar? Is this convention in your grammar text? Maybe our schools are busy inculcating ideas other than what was once considered the three Rs. Pop quiz. What is most important to the survival of a country? A. An open border. B. A political machine that taxes the future. C. Your next orgasm. D. A constitution that endows the citizen with Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.