Missing Girlfriend

Kalispell MT

Description

I need help finding my missing girlfriend. We got into a bit of a tiff because I told her I used to eat glue in elementary school. I came home to find her still depressed and when I asked her, "why the long face" she lost it and beat hoofs, I have not seen hide nor hair of her since. I have suspected lately that she has been looking for greener pastures but I really thought I was her mane man. Maybe she felt like I saddled her with too many responsibilities. Living these last few days without her has been a true night mare. Well, thank you for listening to my tale of whoa and if you see her please tell her that I promise to change my ways and always keep her the centaur of attention. Update So many mean people out there! How dare you tell me to stop horsing around or insinuate that I probably tried to hard to reign her in. If you said that to my face I would go all Will Smith on your ugly mug Update: Yes, I will pony up at least $10 for any information. No, I did not leave her at the hitching post, where is the hitching post or is that another cruel joke about my girlfriends appearance? I hate internet trolls, such jerks! Update: , Yes, she has already had covid and stop making jokes, I did not give her ivermectin, that's horse dewormer! .