FULLY AUTOMATIC RIFLE THEORY BAND IN SEARCH OF... NEED I SAY MORE?

Dallas TX

Description

THE BAND: "Fully Automatic Rifle Theory" Is searching for band mates to replace non band mates. For the upcoming album (HANG NINE) These positions are available but will fill quickly! This ball busting, crop dusting band will blow the competition away with our fast licks and cheap tricks! It's time to light'm up! No smoke and mirrors here... This is the real deal! We are looking for a quick draw 6 string gun slinger and when I say "we" I mean "I" as in "me" We are also looking for that BASS IN YOUR FACE romper stomper to shake the fans bowels loose! Make them buttholes bleed! And last "butt" not least... We need a drummer who spends as much time on the throne in the rehearsal room as he does on the throne in his own bathroom! We need a melt your face off where you stand kinda drummer! NOT someone who stinks! And yeah!!! I can sing!!! Think David Lee meets David Grohl and had a baby together! I can wail like the wind on a willow tree... YEAH... THAT GOOD! If you know anyone that plays a little keys... F. A. R. T. "might" consider a try out! If you're considering trying out! Bring your (A) game!!! We're going to the top "with a bullet!" and tear this scene a new butthole! Thank you! Dazzle Dickman