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Dateline Washington, D.C. - April 1, 2022
****BREAKING NEWS *****
This Just in President Joe Biden has just signed Executive Order 66, which disbands the Senate. When asked how the federal government will maintain control. The Emperor responded “The local Governors will now maintain control over their systems. And very soon he will unveil something which will keep the systems in line”. In fact, he dared to say, “That no system would ever dare challenge the empire ever again.” He thanked Senator Charles Ellis Schumer, for “Having the vision, during the pandemic to sign over sweeping emergency powers that enabled him to take the steps necessary for him to seize power.”
When asked about the pitiful rebels, that sought to block his ascension. He stated that “Soon those and everyone else lacking vision would know the wrath of the empire.”
He then left the Oval Office claiming he has a special assignment for LORD JAR-JAR HARRIS.
Happy April Fool's Day. And soon May the fourth be with you!!!!
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