Custer in the Costco parking lot

Eugene OR

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Yeah jackass I noticed you. But did you notice the coexist sticker on the back of my Subaru? The free Cascadia sticker? Bernie 2020? Not to mention the crystals on my dash board, you ding dong! By the way, I was buying that protein powder for my boss. I only shop at Capella! What is it with you redneck Let's Go Brandon boys that makes you think you can land a real Oregon chick like me? You wouldn't know what to do with these hairy legs. Anyway, you were hot. Hit me up twink daddy.