I'm Begging You, Vlad, Old Buddy

Meredith NH

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Vlad, my dear friend Vladimir, haven't I been good for you? I have sucked your cock many times, and swallowed your load happily, yet you still turn me down when I want to stay the night. Please, sweetheart, hold me close, and tell me some Hunter Biden stories that will make me look like a man again. I humbly ask you not to spill any dirt on me. I know I did a lot of crazy, sick things when you got me drunk, and I was a fool not to realize you were having it all put on film. I promise I will do anything you want if you will only say some bad things about the Bidens, and help me get re-elected. But please don't tell the news people or politicians about my perversions and cannibalism. Melania already has her own bedroom and if she tries to leave me, I will have to poison her. We both know how effective it is. Your always and forever buttboy, Donnie Poo.