Un-Ecstatic Playground: Silliness is Cancelled

7630 Northeast 1st Avenue,Miami FL 33138

01 April, 2022

Description

Un-Ecstatic Playground is NOT an event dedicated to the transformative power of play. It's April 1st and fun is canceled. Silly season is canceled.🙅‍♂️ We regret to inform you that Ecstatic Playground has been acquired by The Business Corporation LLC, a subsidiary of Un-Ecstatic Industries. In order to celebrate the tragic death of fun, we are producing a wholly corporate and unoriginal festival of spreadsheets, checkered shirts, pressed slacks, and powerpoint presentations. Un-Ecstatic Playground is a place to unleash your inner operations manager. Join us on April 1st at Earth ’n Us Farms for an experience you will surely forget. ****Yes, this is a real event**** Program 6:15pm - Doors open 6:30pm - Opening meeting 7:00pm - Work activation (not silly) 7:15pm - Back to work 9:00pm - Final project 9:15pm - More work (not fun) 9:30pm - You're fired Dress Code Business casual DONT BRING A YOGA MAT OR MEDITATION CUSHION