Un-Ecstatic Playground is NOT an event dedicated to the transformative power of play. It's April 1st and fun is canceled.
Silly season is canceled.🙅♂️ We regret to inform you that Ecstatic Playground has been acquired by The Business Corporation LLC, a subsidiary of Un-Ecstatic Industries.
In order to celebrate the tragic death of fun, we are producing a wholly corporate and unoriginal festival of spreadsheets, checkered shirts, pressed slacks, and powerpoint presentations. Un-Ecstatic Playground is a place to unleash your inner operations manager.
Join us on April 1st at Earth ’n Us Farms for an experience you will surely forget.
****Yes, this is a real event****
Program
6:15pm - Doors open
6:30pm - Opening meeting
7:00pm - Work activation (not silly)
7:15pm - Back to work
9:00pm - Final project
9:15pm - More work (not fun)
9:30pm - You're fired
Dress Code
Business casual DONT BRING A YOGA MAT OR MEDITATION CUSHION
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