Two Sweet Kitties for Adoption

Portland OR

Description

Are you in need of a Witch’s Familiar or a Food Obsessed Chongus?? Then have we got the Kitties for you! These lovely ladies come with their own separate litter boxes, a Jumbo bucket of fancy poop gravel-sand, a teensy scratch post, and a Gigantic bag of Food for their insistent “feed-me!!” Food Mewling!!! Did I mention that they’ve both been fixed?! That’s right!! No need for an expensive vet visit, or kitten support! Cuz these lovely little two year old poop mongers have both been sterilized!! Not to mention they’re both have only ever been, and probably will only ever be, strictly indoor cats, with their first set of shots!!! But have no fear!! They can still catch a mouse at 4:30 in the morning, and the pitch black of eff-you-hours of the next day, from under a shoe surrounded by dirty laundry!! Which actually happened!! Tried and tested, and perfectly true, these kitties have a special talent for pest control and sharp as heck hunting instincts to get most unwelcome nasty little critters in your lovely sanctuary, oout!! Let’s meet the gals! Shall we?! Introducing.. Miss Pokie!! Black from nose to tail, and silkier than cashmere, this lithe and lively little vermin baby is responsible for some of the best most exclusive cuddles a cat owner could hope for! Don’t get me wrong! She can be a trick and a half to get familiar with (pun intended!), but once you do, she brings all her magic (and some of yours) with her fantastic midnight zoomies, and lap-time cuddles! Miss Pokie here is a fan of the Balcony, cat-tv (bird feeders), your couch, and big and tall cabinets!! Her talents include: Toilet pets, feeding time, nighttime and daytime zoomies and rope toys, garbage play, and ceiling surveillance! Oh! Did I mention she’s got a sister?!!! Meeet Miss Furbie!! This stinky little pee-baby features a nervous bladder, wild-baddy hunting skills and professional cuddle-ability!! Not only will she sleep on your pillow in secret in the dead of night, but she can hear a roach scratch around inside you walls well before even your landlord knows you’ve got an infestation!! This beauty not only hunts, but absolutely adores being worn as a shawl and babied beyond reason! She most certainly is a Daddy’s girl!! But don’t be fooled by her lovely snuggly charms!! For her love of cuddles is only second to her love of – you guessed it! – food!!!! In fact, she loves it so much, she can’t get enough!! But you’ll certainly know she’s had enough when you hear her start making room for some more in some dark secluded corner of your lovely home!!! But hey!! Who hasn’t! Her best features?? A big ol’ white heart on her chest, tasteful socks and Silver Fur!! Let’s not forget her most fantastical purring, and big Beautiful green eyes!! Yes, this chonky lady will most certainly steal your heart, if not your sandwitch!! So be ready to saddle up and enjoy some wholesome fun! Cuz these ladies prefer grownups and feather toys, but not so much the toddlin’ types!! … Or the K9 persuasion either, come to think of it!!! The come as a pair for double the fun, and quadruple the excitement!! So don’t wait!!! Call, Text or Email today for your chance to be the one to give these lovely beauty queens a furever home at your humble abode!! Available for adoption in Portland, near you!