5 Things Red Republicans have in Common

Schenectady NY

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1. They haven't read a book since 10th grade English 2. TV is their only link to the outside world 3. Their two obsessions? "My land!" and "my truck!" 4. They still think Trump actually gives a shit about them 5. They still think the My Pillow Guy is on to something 6. That the wife is supposed to weigh more than the husband 7. That Bill Gates owns the COVID vaccine and put a micro chip in it 8. That being smart is dumb 9. That Applebees is an example of 5-Star dining 10. That Biden stole the election