PELOSIUM - the most deadly element!

Oak Brook IL

Description

A major research laboratory has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element joins the list of elements on the periodic table and has been named, "Pelosium". Pelosium has a nucleolus of 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. The particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of leap on-like erroneous particles called peons, dubbed 'voters'. Not to be confused with Plutonium (pu) the new symbol for Pelosium is "PU". The 'Capitol' letters denotes its origin. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of "isodopes". This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain massed quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is then referred to as "critical Moronicdom". When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates other dangerous elements known as ABC CBS NBC MSNBC and CNN! "Affiliate elements" then radiates more orders of magnitude resulting in more irrational energy as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons in the Pelosium. Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be extremely toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any and ALL productive reactions when it is allowed to accumulate. Pelosium can 'turn' inward on itself and become an item of a 'queer nature' as well. Noting that Pelosium is a very toxic and extremely unstable element, it can destroy its own family of enriched supreme 'hellywoodupurassism' that relevates only in tight socialistic and secret orders in one specific area in California!