Kitten for adoption!

Gainesville FL

Description

Hi! My name is Magic. I’m about 4 months old, and I’m a pretty smart cookie. Before a week straight worth of storms started, I found a nice soft-hearted suc-I mean, lady, and got her to let me move in with her for a little while. She betrayed my tiny trust, and brought me to a place where they shaved my belly and cut me open and ripped out my guts (🙄 she means she got spayed. She’s a very dramatic kitten). They also stabbed me and put this stinky stuff all over the fur on my back. Honestly it was a nightmare, even if they did call me the Belle of the Ball when the lady came to pick me up. The lady says she’d let me stay but the other human won’t stop sneezing and otherwise dripping allergy-related fluids all over the place. Somehow this is my fault?!? Humans. Whatever. Either way, I’m looking for new humans. Are you that human? I like other cats, I like dogs (big and little, oh please please let them play with me!), I love toys. If you have a collection of plastic bags…lemme at em. My arch nemesis. Paper bags are a close second. I once took out a whole Swiffer Duster in my nightly efforts to protect the house. Small nominal adoption fee for my safety, but this human used to run a TNR program in Ohio and she’s very very reasonable when it comes to finding the right person for the right cat regardless of cost issues. Please adopt me before the Sneezing One says I have to go back outside. 😿