Doomsday Wresting returns with a huge dose of action, comedy and male pattern baldness!
Tex Lonestar, the beloved ring announcer or Doomsday Wrestling, is having trouble accepting the fate of his evaporating hairline. Tex still thinks it is possible to recapture those luxurious, flowing locks of his youth. It's pretty sad. He just won't let it go. But what is Tex capable of in this delusional state of mind? How far will he go to try to recapture what is already long gone? What kind of desperate measures will he entertain to once again feel the Houston breeze blowing through a full head of hair atop his head? Find out Saturday, April 9th at Numbers Nightclub! Oh! And of course, there will be plenty of quality wrestling matches! Duh..
All your favorite magicians of the mat will be there! "Crooked" Dick Dunn! Milk and Cookies! Lorraine "The Brain" Bradley! Salty Pete! Top Banana, who is featured on in the photo above! Just look at those cascading waves of golden hair! Tex is going to be so jealous..
Also! Making his wrestling debut, Times Up Thomas! And many, many more!
Get your tickets today and watch a middle-aged man have his first midlife crisis!
See ya in the ring! Doors open at 8pm. Action starts around 9pm. ALL AGES!
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