to the two redhead thiefs on merrimon robbing cars

Asheville NC

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You stole my wallet. Had only about $40 and all of my cards are maxed out. Kind dumb to steal out of a car at the verge when 90% are broke college students. I bet it felt real shitty when you tried to buy cigarettes and got declined for $200/$300/$400 at three different stores. I bet you thought you were real slick. Could you honestly be any more obvious than going through self check out and trying multiple cards with your giant black purse. They gonna catch y’all quick since you’re on 4 different stores cameras. Karmas a bitch.