You're a magician. You weren't performing, but I had a feeling. It was the way you carried yourself. And also the fact that you were carrying around a bunch of juggling implements and a top hat. We exchanged animal mating calls from across the cobblestones and then you disappeared - proof that you've mastered your craft. I want you to cup my balls, if you catch my drift. Email me a detailed video about how to do all your tricks, so I know its you.
I hope you're out there, magic man.
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