I saw you. Looking up at me from the sewer grate. Don't deny there was something special there - I know you felt it too. I was wearing a fitted, fishnet tuxedo. You were covered in a flattering, brown slime. Your eyes penetrated my soul. Your steamy gaze made my heart overflow like a clogged toilet. This is a one-in-a-million shot, but it would be a such a waste to flush a connection like this. Tell me your mothers maiden name, social security and pin number so I know its you.
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