Amazing entertainer looking to front a band

Broad Brook CT

Description

Hi, I am an experienced entertainer that is looking to be in a highly successful band. Note that I did not say "singer" because I am not very good, actually I suck. What I am good at is making faces, leaping around like an idiot, and last but not least doing shots with the audience, and I drink like a fish. Best band for me would be one that plays long assed solos or even better a lot of instrumentals so I can focus on the important shit. I do know three Kiss songs, Brown Eyed Girl, Wagon Wheel, and Mustang Sally. I rock all that shit and believe those songs alone are enough to justify paying me 50% of the take, I don't give two shits what the rest of the band makes. Only down side to having me around is if you leave me alone with your wives or girlfriends I am going to show them my junk and its a monster so keeps those women on a leash you feel me dogs? Lets rock!