Free Hugs

Bardstown Road near Longest Ave, Louisville KY

21 March, 2022

Description

FREE HUGS! Feeling sad? Lonely? Bored? Mildly huggish? RECEIVE A FREE HUG TODAY! Yes... at no cost, you can be the proud new owner to experience a platonic symbiotic two-armed temporary embrace from an intelligent organic lifeform. Never becomes stale - runs out of batteries - or any assembly required. WHY?!? I decided that 2022 would be the year of super connecting. Will you help me start this passing along of positive energy with this simple act of kindness that starts with a hug.. and perhaps grows into something greater of inspiring others to pay it forward? DO IT FOR THE WHALES! Well technically it's only the offer of 50% of a hug, because you hold the important other 50% of the gesture. Otherwise without you I'd just be a random person with arms open wide in public. WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? My name is Alfred and I'm a Profesional Cuddle Therapist with 4+ years of experience in comforting & cheering people up. After the rough 2 years that we've all had - i'd like to offer my Empathic gift of giving amazing hugs to anyone in our community that needs one. To spread healing through genuine human contact amongst a world that is hurting. Consider accepting a free hug today if.. 1. You  have a bucket list item of "Hug a Friendly Giant". 2. Need your back scratched in an area unable to reach. 3. Lint check for a sweater, hoodie, or mascot costume. 4. To remove a "Kick Me" sign placed by classmates or co-workers. 5. Because hugs are awesome.. and you really like awesome things! And many, many, more reasons... WOOKIES NEED LOVE TOO! Thank you for reading and please contact me as soon as possible to redeem your in-person metaphysical gift today. Appointments available in public places around Louisville for mutual safety.  Please no $$$ donations. Tipping is not encouraged. This is done purely uncondional.. Though I do accept tributes of return hugs. Two-armed anti-harm good luck charm, Alfred the Hug Giant