You, me, and a hot dog at Olympia Provisions

Portland OR

Description

We ran into each other at Olympia Provisions. You're beautiful with lush curls and Jeff Goldblum pinned to your jacket. Me: David Spade but with excessively white teeth and mid 90's Porsche 924. Definitely not a robot. I watched you hurriedly down 3 sausages in rapid succession. I tried hard not to stare, but you caught me. At least twice. I'm vegan, and I can tell you're not, but I don't care, you eat like a hammerhead shark and I love you. Ran to the bathroom and must've just missed the opportunity to talk to you. If you're down, let's do this.