Your dog bit me

Portland OR

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I didnt see you, but i saw your cute ass fluffy little sh!t biscuit dog outside of new seasons on division. My inner voice was telling not to take one step towards that little black n white furby lookin monster, but their eyes were begging for attention and i answered the sirens call. The thing is, i didnt even try to touch your dog, i leaned towards them very passively, held out my hand to see if they wanted to sniff me and before i knew it that adorable pea sized dumpster muppet had their fangs wrapped around my knuckles. Im fine, no skin was broken, but please for the love of god don't leave your falsely alluring little cow stuffy outside of grocery store entrances. Thank you.