twiddly dinkles, I now knoweth your name!

Duluth MN

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To the tiny, angry, transgender dwarf (maybe transgender, but as both male and female dwarfs have beards...I'm playing it safe. Terry Pratchett ;) ) Please stop pooping on my doorstep. I told you, you can come in. I'm sorry if I miss your 'one second knock and leave', but it took me 10 seconds to get to the door! At least next time, use the toilet paper I left in the mailbox, I just planted those ferns!!