WH announces they're thinking of sending Joey to Europe....

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What a revelation! Let's tune in.... Psaki: "Barrack, the Ukraine stuff is getting bad with Joey & Harris. You told me to cover for dopey...I mean sleepy...but... Obama: Yeah, I thought it would work with me being in charge calling the shots and Joey in the White Hut dealing with the $hit.....just like I envisioned my 3rd term to the press..." Psaki: "That would presume Joe was IN the WH and when he was, that he wasn't asleep. Not much better with Harris... Obama: "Yeah I heard the Ukraine delegate said that if Harris became POUS, it'd be a tragedy." Psaki: "Her problem is she refuses to read and brief herself--she just wings it. Her staff hates her." Obama: "Gosh next to myself, I actually found two people willing to work less..." Psaki: "Its getting bad....what do you want me to do?" Obama: "I'll send Joe to Europe--that'll buy us time." Psaki: "It'll be hard to get Joey to go." Obama: "Easy...remember "the big guy" 50%? Just dangle graft money. Tell Joe to cut a personal deal$$" Psaki: "But...We have no Europe respect. After afgan, the UK parliament held Joe in contempt--a first in history." Obama: "Well my statement on hair sniffer was true: "never underestimate J's ability to f things up." Psaki: It's hard covering for stumbles. You did nothing, but at least you had a golden deception ability with liberals" Obama: "We just need another red line in the sand announcement....liberals love it...no bite, but they eat it up" Psaki: "Not sure that'll work with Putin. Didn't work before with his surrogate state "country". Of all the admins (yours, trumps, Joey), the only one Putin didn't invade another... was Trumps." Obama: "I cast a socialism/communist curse on that man. He actually wanted lower price gas for the peasants and a better standard of living. How dare he!" Psaki: "Taboo! Don't mention ANYTHING about socialism anymore. All the Russian tanks invading have big socialist hammer and sickle flags. We don't need to awaken any more people than necessary. "