Found newer iPhone on bike path near VRC

Eugene OR

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Finding the strangest things in the weirdest places lately. Anyway, if this phone looks like it might be the one you lost or was stolen from you please email me identifying what the case looks like and the phone # that is associated with the the phone. I found that out because the screen indicates that the phone is “lost” with a message telling me to call this number. I called only to find out the # is to this lost phone! HA! Is that not retarded? Lost phone so call the phone that is lost when you find it?!?! That solved absolutely nothing. Oh ya, and please tell me which cell service provider is linked with the phone. Hope to get this back home to the owner. (Really hope the owner is loaded and might kick me down a couple of bills for doing the right thing.) or (REALLY Really hope the owner is a cute single chic that will be so grateful for me being a good dude she’ll want to show her appreciation by asking me out on a date! Lmao)