Good lookin' at the Walmart G.H.

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Fayette AL

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Hey! Remember me?!? You were hosting the glory hole after church at the Walmart in Northport. We met in the canned meat isle, and you invited me to the G.H.. You were wearing a camouflaged one-z and had on Muck boots. Your graying beard was hiding your acne, but I know you were hiding dimples behind it. Your breath was very paralyzing, and your eyes were like like two cherries in a glass of butter milk. Your balding head was smooth, but had razor burn. I was wearing a feathered boa and had on high heals and yoga pants with a crop top. We should hook up again. Maybe you can invite your toothless wife again. I can invite the local gimp who attends our Tuesday night bible study. ROLL TIDE

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