TO THE DIPSHIT WHO CALLED ME A DIPSHIT

Portland OR

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i am sooooooo sorry we costed u precious seconds by crossing the crosswalk toward the end of the light. u seem extremely important, my bad for holding u up. HOWEVER, ur light turning green did NOT give u permission for u to cosplay as someone abt to hit us! u were literally trying to make us stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROSSWALK. so, i informed u, “actually we’re walking” in a tone of voice reserved for such incredible observations, because, again, ur expectation was that we would eithet STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD OR GET HIT BY U. AND U CALLED ME A DIPSHIT FOR EXPLAINING THIS TO U. i genuinely hope u eat glass on accident. to the ppl who saw me sarcastically screaming apologies while flailing my arms about, i hope u enjoyed the show. eat shit fr car woman i hate u