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Must be nice to turn a blind eye to what. Your wealthy and politicians do. And just blame. The other guys.
Lord knows you didn't have anything to do with anything bad in America.
Your totally innocent bystanders. In all of this.
They really should give all of the Republicans. Medals for being such saints.
I've noticed. Some of them are so close to God. They don't even have feet anymore.
They just have a little light.
Matches their halo.
All they have to do is point a finger at you. And go "Him!" And you melt.
How can we tell you. How sorry we are. That in all of human and American history.
It was the Democrats. That made us fall from grace. And came up with all of the bad stuff you can think of.
We really hope that it doesn't make you fall off of that cross you've nailed yourself to.
It was an innocent mistake
We noticed that guys like Hitler.
Thought it was a bad thing for the people to think freely, try new things, and promote friendship with democratic societies.
So we tried it.
We are so sorry we offended you, Hitler And The Golden god.
How can we make this up to you?
Maybe we could all storm The capital Building.
We could. Wear funny looking hats.
Cary signs that blame everyone but us.
And threaten to hang all of the Dems we catch there.
Or we could just wait until the next big plage comes through. And not let anyone do anything. To stop it. Until hundreds of thousands of people die.
Maybe then you would feel more comfortable with us.
I'm open to new ideas here. (That last one didn't work out. My dick wasn't long enough to reach.) But thanks for thinking it was.
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