WANTED!!! GRADE SCHOOL DESK for Nuclear attack

Las Vegas NV

Description

I want to be prepared for a Russian Nuclear attack. I can't afford a bomb shelter. But the same Government that told me a Mask will stop a Virus told me in 3rd Grade that if I hide under my desk it will protect me from a nuclear bomb. If you have a spare 3rd grade desk, please let me know. I'm quadruple vaccinated and can't wait to get my 23rd booster for the Dildo variant.