Recommendation to reduce traffic fatalities dramatically!

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Cocoa FL

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As a rule? Drivers tend to drive closer to the line on the side of the car which the driver sits. Right hand drivers in Europe ride closer to the outside as opposed to the center line, thus making vehicles further from each other, as opposed the American, left-hand drivers who ride closer to the center line, making vehicles closer to each other, going in opposite directions! Which, I ask you, is fundamentally safer? A question which demands a change be made! So! As of July 4th? All Americans are hearby ordered to all start driving in the opposite manner than is in effect now! That's correct! At present, all Americans drive in the righthand lane! Thereby increasing the potential for a catastrophic accident! As of July 4th 2022, all Americans are to begin driving in the left-hand lane! Thereby, reducing the forementioned pardicaments! Thanka vair much! Amma leavin the bildin! Now I understand a whole bunch of ignernt drivers are gonna make a whole passle of funeral directors and hole diggers happy ($10,000 per hole? I imagine so!), but! Ya gotta look at the long run! We'll clear America of a whole passle of ignernt drivers at the same time we're making the roads safer for the non-ignernt! Unnastan' me my cracka? And I'll get rich selling a new car brand! Focusing on a mini supercharged bulldozer concept! Hells yeah! Elon Musk move ova!

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