Improper Makeout Session at Wonderland

Washington DC

Description

On Friday, March 4, 2022, I was upstairs at The Wonderland Ballroom. I saw an attractive, mousy looking brunette casually dancing with another young woman, a beefier blonde. The brunette and I locked eyes and she blushed. She then grabbed her friend and started making out, while giving me a little wink. Very drunk and very intrigued, I squeezed myself through the throng toward them. I leaned in and said, "Mind if I cut in"? Immediately mortified by what I had just said, I began to think of excuses or maybe just bolting. Much to my surprise, the brunette said, "Sure," and put her arms around my neck and started making out with me. Understandably, the blonde wasn't pleased with this and started hitting my back while screaming at me. A security guard came over to separate us all, and the blonde grabbed the brunette's hand and led her away. The blonde wistfully looked back at me as she was led downstairs by her girlfriend. I shouldn't have done that. I really doubt I would ever do that to a heterosexual couple. Being drunk is not an excuse. But I did do it. And I can't stop thinking about the subsequent events. Perhaps we are both a little lonely. I don't want to steal other people's girlfriends but it doesn't seem like you are happy with her, and maybe you would like to get to know me.