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...we passed each other repeatedly and I gawked awkwardly at you, while you continued to deny my existence. I kept staring at you throughout various aisles until you finally returned a glance that lasted approximately 3.25 seconds. I felt we shared a deep connection in that 3.25 seconds, and I know you did too. Anyways, hit me up, till tomorrow’s “missed connection”. Oh, what was the model and make of my car and my mother’s maiden name, so I know it’s you? I’m sure you check this section on an hourly basis like I do.
Uncomfortably yours,
Creepy Troll boy
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