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Antioch IL

Description

Whenever an intelligent idea gets through all that unused gray matter that makes up most of your so called brain, (which is a rare occurrence) it produces an unheard, dull, plopping noise, that resembles the sound of raw fish falling into a cold, metal bucket. This is usually followed by both of your eyeballs starting to flicker like a refrigerator's light 💡 bulb about to burn out. (Nobody sees it.) Then, in the next nano- second, the thought is once again tossed around in your mind like a wet, dirty sock in a clothes dryer on its last leg, where it will continue to hopelessly tumble for approximately one more minute, until it's lost forever into the black hole where left foot, and right foot socks exist. After which it will never be seen again as a useful idea, and without any trace of it ever having been thought or thunk. I wouldn't stick my finger in your butthole, if it was a hole on Carl Munson's bowling ball.