Need wingman for bachelor party redux of sorts

New York City NY

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This weekend my wife’s out of town and I have vowed to go see and do everything I’ve been putting off all winter. I need a 30s something male like me with an itch to explore to get on this metaphoric party bus to be my wing (or drum) man. Let’s go see some art! I have memberships to the Whitney, MoMa, and the Met. Let’s eat some things! I want Peking duck and weissbrot and whatever that Filipino egg thing is called. Oomlaut egg? Bolut egg, maybe. Who has time to google when there’s so much to love about New York? We can buy our wives or girlfriends designer imposter Louie and Coach purses from blankets. When was the last time you had a fake Rolex? (Me, high school; it lasted a weekend.) Oh, and dranks! Must have cheap whiskey on the LES, Burgundy in Midtown, and stomp on some grapes of our own in Harlem. I’m also thinking there are some seats to be had at MSG or at Lincoln Center or off Broadway for the last minute deal taking. So, if you’re looking for adventure today, Saturday, or tomorrow, Sunday, hit me up!