R::you farted in winco

Eureka CA

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Yes I farted at the winco yesterday.I hope you liked the way my fart smelled...before I shop,I eat large amounts of garlic,anchovies and pork n beans..yes you asshole,pork n beans.The above three ingredients create a super volatile odor that I enjoy expelling when shopping..turns me on...maybe we can get together and I can fart on your food,I can fart on your dog... fart on your toothbrush...then we can make love.i never shower or wash my butt hope that's ok,.I use my dreads to wipe after a bowel movement..love the smell..hit me up,Lets have lunch,i never wash my hands so I will make sandwiches with my own cream cheese.C you soon you fart smeller.