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You were the brunette with dreads and nose piercing that farted in the bread section last night. I was the guy with a flat brim hat that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No!" You seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loaves of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a clydesdale, I'd love to meet up.
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