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You were in the produce section gently stroking an organic cucumber that was large and crooked slightly to the left. I walked by staring at you as my boner got firmer and firmer. I farted as I was about to pass you and our eyes met as you smiled at me. If this was you, hit me back. I was so enamored by your beauty and the smell of my fart that I neglected to gets your digits.
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