We shared a meal together then you disappeared

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Saline MI

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This happened in the fall. We had a nice evening date. You were the guy I spent all my evenings talking to after work for months and you finally agreed to meet me. Your name was Steve or so you said but now I’m not sure you even told me the truth! Our evening picnic started out great. You brought the plates and silverware and I provided the meal. I think you were surprised I showed up empty handed. I pulled the plates out and began to shake my hair and a ton of lice fell out. Some of the larger ones that actually crawled pretty fast. I’d smoosh them with my fingers and eat them. Then I would pick the individual eggs out and crunch them in between my teeth. They were delicious 🤤 I think at first you didn’t want to eat any but eventually you did. I then surprised you with the final course. A pube omelette with period blood sauce. We both really enjoyed the meal and the night but after that you ghosted me. If you are reading this please don’t leave me hanging. I would love to be a wife to you. Please message me

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