IDEAS FOR SOME SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA

Farmington MO

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1) We won't send an invitation to your country for the big party that we are throwing at the White House. Any country who's not a third world nation will be there! 2) We will double the asking price on aircraft, military gear, and weaponry being sold to your country. This includes army boots, helmets, and uniforms! 3) We will increase import tax on Vodka and remove all mixed drinks that contain Vodka from our Bartender Instruction books! 4) We will revoke your Olympic membership participation card for 2022 5) We will humiliate you on social media by showing reruns of Boris and Natasha from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show. 6) We will have Trump supervise building a wall at the Ukraine border and then we will make you pay for it! 7) We will remove all Russian salad dressing from our grocery store shelves and restaurants! 8) We will draw a mustache on pictures of Vlademier Putin and make fun of the name Vlademier! 9) We will change all the Polish based jokes to Russian in all the joke books. 10) We will impose an import tax on Russian wives from Russian dating services. 11) We will send Alec Baldwin to your country to make a western film.