To the Dognapper outside CBD

Portland ME

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To the Dognapper who offered to “watch” my small dog while I went in to get a coffee at CBD on India Street Wednesday afternoon. You have failed to outsmart me. My guard is up now with your tales of having two dogs of your own and arm tattoo distractions. My dog is safely with me and I will be even more prepared for any such ruse the next time! (end sarcasm) -The Idiot who doesn’t know how to talk to a Pretty Girl