Topless Lawn Mowing

Philomath OR

Description

What’s life without good hard work, having a good time and a fair barter. You you were looking for a hunky lawnmower last fall. I didn’t live here yet but I saw the listing. It cracked me up and the edits were hilarious. I made an audition tape just because of how disappointing the response seemed. I’ll send it to you if you send a similarly identifying picture like the one in the ad. Or I’ll gladly come audition in person. For everyone else who isn’t my mystery lady, I’ll cut you in on the action if you send a moderately revealing photo of yourself (does not need to include your face) and a picture of the yard you would like me to mow without my shirt on. In exchange I’ll send you the ridiculous audition tape mystery woman inspired. Mystery queen was bold. I like that. Do the same and I’ll return the favor. Then I’ll also actually come mow your lawn (for a fair rate or barter) better than the lawn service you or your neighbor hires. If you want. Just don’t be too creepy. Life is supposed to be fun and silly. 😊