SHEEP SUITS for your family

Auburn Hills MI

Description

Free Sheep suits for the whole family. You can blend right in, and fully concede to your governments over-reach AT THE SAME TIME. Must show proof of vaccination/extreme fear Face diaper pre-installed for convenient compliance. Kevlar reinforced to deflect bullets from all the murderers that BLM and the bail reform kooks bail out. Hidden pockets for boosting at your favorite high end store. Built-in knee pads for "taking the knee" for any minority you may encounter. The whole family can get on their knees and beg forgiveness to these people you've never met, who have it so bad in the greatest country in history. God knows it's so difficult to make quality personal decisions and choices. ITS NOT THEIR FAULT! Free copy of the "CRT for children" manual for teachers and race-hustlers. You can confuse children AND MAKE MONEY at the same time. BONUS!! Built-in "white privilege" alarm clock...automatically goes off at 8am and 5pm Monday through Friday. (note: you don't have to be caucasian to benefit from this feature) For a limited time, upon request- free green cards will be provided- for the illegal invaders being flown all across our country. We don't quite have TWO MILLION to provide to all those record numbers (of war age males) that broke our laws by invading us, but have patience...our wonderful president is working on it (right after he's done worrying about some random country's borders) The president is particularly proud of his border policies, so he will keep the gates wide open, even if it's defying LAW. Side note-- why do most countries shoot invaders that compromise their borders? I wonder how many illegal invaders attempt THEIR borders? Hmm... Weird. **UPDATE** We are now depleted of the ostrich suits (to hide your head in a hole) They really went fast. Some lady from Maryland... AOC or something like that...she picked all of them up for some "party"....what kind of "PARTY" would want all those ostrich suits??