Liberal Bootlicker

Minneapolis MN

Description

I've referred to thin blue line people as bootlickers frequently because in my view, that's what they are. However, I've now lost a bet and agreed to post this ad. I agree to lick you shoe/boot treads and pay you $20 for your time. I have to lick the entirety of each from heel to toe. Upon request, you can have me luck them continuously until they are as clean as I can get them. I can spit out rocks, pebbles, etc. However, I have to ingest organic matter and chemicals (dog feces, food/ vegetation, mold, lawn chemicals, oil, etc.) This is a serious offer. Message me. Can meet in public although I prefer to lick the boots where I can't be seen.