I need someone to smell my apartment.

Portland OR

Description

Growing up my mom would tell me when my room stank, so I would then clean it up and find the offending source. I don't live with my mom anymore, so idk if my place has offensive odors. This is ongoing, as upkeep never really concludes, so feel free to just offer a single smell or come by a few times. I can offer like some salad or maybe a fresh cup of coffee as repayment.